Oh God No... Britney Spears' Parents Have Reconciled!

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Eight years after they divorced, Britney Spears' parents Lynn and Jamie Spears are getting back together. The couple are now back together and rumors say they actually started dating again this summer. On Saturday the Lynn and Jamie was seen being openly affectionate at a L.A. club. Yup, so after weathering a nearly decade long divorce, a daughter's nervous breakdown and teenage pregnancy with the other one, the parenting wonders known as Jamie and Lynne have decided to reconcile. And as soon as her meds wear off and Britney will be able to express emotion, I bet Britney will have the biggest smile on her face. Apparently, nothing brings people back together like hearing their insane daughter sing about "a taste of poison paradise." People report:

"They are back together and are doing well and happy," a source tells PEOPLE. "[They're] not remarried but back together."

The couple, who divorced in 2002, were looking friendly on Saturday at Los Angeles lounge Boudoir. Onlookers at the lounge spotted Lynne and Jamie cheering and dancing as DJ Mr. Best spun Britney's hits, like "Toxic" and "Gimme More."

"They were in a great mood together," says an onlooker. "They were laughing together - dancing and laughing [and] totally having fun."


The good news is Lynne Spears is 55-year-old so that should mean she can't have kids anymore, right? God I hope not... Judging by how well the last two turned out (one's an unwed teen mother, the other is crazy as fuck), if Jamie gets liquored up on moonshine and knocks her up again, there is a very good chance she gives birth to a thermonuclear bomb or another Adolf Hitler. Nothing good can come from this woman's vagina... nothing! Click on pictures to enlarge.



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Lynne Irene Spears (née Bridges; born May 4, 1955 in McComb, Mississippi, United States) is an author and the mother of pop singer Britney Spears and teen actress Jamie Lynn Spears. www.GutterUncensored.com



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Britney Jean Spears (born December 2, 1981 in McComb, Mississippi, United States) is an American pop singer-songwriter, dancer and occasional actress. She has sold over 83 million records worldwide according to Zomba Label Group. The RIAA ranks her as the eighth best-selling female artist in American music history, having sold 31 million albums in the U.S. Her success as a recording artist has allowed her to work in other media; she has acted in film and television, has written two books, and has been contracted to endorse several products, including her own perfume line. www.GutterUncensored.com